----Why can't you just use a nice, pretty font for your images?

This is actually the only question I have had. (from my mom) Hey, I like Chiller. OK?

----Why do you have a FAQ section if no one has asked any?

Because I want to. It makes me feel important.

----Why should I click on your Amazon links?

You're going to shop at Amazon anyway, right? So if you click on one of my links
and then buy something (or put it in your cart, it doesn't have to be my linked items),
I will get a small referral fee. So if you are my friend, don't shop at Amazon without
coming to my page first.

----Why do I need to enable Javascript for your website?

Because nothing will work if you don't.

----Why does your site use cookies?

Because it can.

----Why are some of your pages so crappy?

Hopefully, you are asking about some pages that I'm not quite finished with.
Otherwise, I hate you.